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Dr Dingus designs toys and games that bring people together, and we’re not afraid to get a little silly with it!

They can be hilarious

They can be strange

But they always connect us

We are Dr Dingus
As a small family-owned American company, we know life’s best moments are those filled with shared laughter.
Unexpected Wisdom: The Mystic Pickle delivers surprisingly profound insights wrapped in a quirky and humorous package, making it a truly unique fortune-telling experience.
Conversation Starter: Its novelty and charm make the Mystic Pickle a fantastic icebreaker at parties and gatherings, sparking laughter and interesting discussions.
Blend of Tradition and Whimsy: Combining ancient divination practices with a modern twist, the Mystic Pickle offers a fresh take on fortune-telling that’s both entertaining and enlightening.
Portable Prophecies: Compact and easy to carry, the Mystic Pickle can go anywhere with you, providing on-the-go entertainment and wisdom whether you’re at home, on vacation, or at a friend’s place.
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13 reviews for Mystic Pickle – Magic Fortune Teller with +100 Witty Responses – Unveiling The Briny Secrets of The Universe – Endless Entertainment with Friends, Family, Classroom Students – Best Novelty Gag Gift!
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$19.99

B honest K –
The magic question from the Mystic pickle
Funny pickle. Mr. Dingus might not give you the answer that you want to hear but it might be what you need to hear. Ask any question and press the pickle. Decide on dinner, ask the pickle.The questions are endless.Great sound and size. fully functional, Looks real sometimes. perfect gag gift. Plant the pickle somewhere for an occasion!It’s fun to have around friends and family. I believe the pickle does give you value for your money.I also like the emotional support pickle. Somehow, my brother got the yodeling pickle and it’s a hit. Everyone laughs randomly.The color really looks like a pickle.Great gift during the holidays.Open up and leave the pickle somewhere that somebody will find it.I hope this review helps you make your purchase.Have fun and pickle on!
KYmom –
very funny and a big hit as a stocking stuffer
overpriced yes but priceless entertainment value. Everyone loves the prognosticating pickle. I would purchase again.
Rachel Hall –
I laughed so hard – money well spent!!! 10/10 I recommend this for a laugh!
So I work in a small retail specialty store, and we try to make it fun for customers who come in. I bought this and keep it by the register to see what witty things it may say to brighten someone’s day. Me? It tells me no 85% of the time. However I laughed so hard at most of the responses I literally had muscle spasms in my abs. This is the best money I’ve spent on Amazon in a long time for something that’s just a silly toy. My customers were laughing so much they had tears rolling. If you’re looking for a fun little gadget to lighten the mood, this is the one you need. I’m almost 50, but my brain still tells me I’m 12 so it works!
gemini –
Pickle
It’s weird but a gag gift for a pickle lover
Tanya –
The Briny Oracle We Never Knew We Needed
Move over Magic 8-Ball, the Mystic Pickle has entered the jar—and it’s dill-iciously prophetic.At first, I thought this was just a novelty item. A pickle with a psychic side? Sounds like something invented during a particularly spicy dream after eating gas station sushi. But oh, how wrong I was. This fermented fortune-teller knows things—PICKLE TRUTH. Ask it if your crush likes you? “Only if you bring snacks.” Wondering if you’ll get that raise? “Unlikely, unless your boss is also a cucumber.”Every response is a bite-sized nugget of vinegary wisdom. It’s like the universe itself got drunk on brine and decided to answer your questions with sass and sass alone.Pros:Gives eerily accurate advice, like “Eat tacos” (I did. Life got better).Offers over 100 witty responses that rival your snarkiest friend.Doesn’t judge, even when you ask it if you should text your ex.Cons:Doesn’t come with actual pickles. (Disappointing but fair).May cause existential crises if you take its prophecies too seriously. (“Your destiny involves socks. Beware.”)
JDF –
Party Pickle
The kids (teens) had so many laughs with the Mystic Pickle. Cute and fun for a pickle themed birthday party.
Nanacher3/Cheryl Carey –
Fun for kids
Bought this for my grandson. Hilarious fun.
D-Bad –
Not so Mystic Pickle
It was funny to gift a pickle that talks & everyone got a quick chuckle out of it. However, the fortune sayings aren’t that funny and it’s hard to hear because the speaker isn’t great. I wish the voice was different and had more entertaining sayings. Still, it did its job as a gag gift.
Wanda Keam –
Hilarious gift!!
Big Daddy Sales –
It’s a Magic 8-Ball that makes you laugh! Highly recommend.
Robin E –
Great joke gift
Seven –
The accent adds to the hilarity. A great cheap novelty gift item for a secret santa gift
AMM in Edmonton AB –
So funny. Ask the pickle and you should be amused.